Way of Life

What is Israel doing today?
Scientists and engineers are brainstorming in fancy research centers and labs to design the next tank that cannot be penetrated by a Kornet missile.

What is Hezbollah doing today?
Meeting around a fancy backgammon table to play, drink coffee, and make incessant phone calls to Syria and Iran asking them to call and pray Russia to provide them with the next generation of missiles that can penetrate the latest Israeli innovation.

Oh well, to each his or her way of life.

PS: Notice that Islamic warriors are praying Christian Russia to supply them with weapons. Nature too has its own funny way...

Army Commander

The Lebanese opposition would like to have a say in the choice of the next Lebanese Army commander. They call it "fairness".

But of course, the Lebanese governing party should not have any say in the choice of the next Hezbollah Army commander. "Fairness" again...

Spanish Inquisition

Hezbollah is suggesting to jail Samir Geagea because some Shiite demonstrators clashed with the Lebanese army!

Wasn't it during the Spanish Inquisition when Earthquakes and Volcanoes were blamed on witches and Jews...?

But that was the year 1500!
We told Hezbollah to roll the clock backward by an hour by they rolled it back by a few hundred years!