Sunday, February 17, 2008

Way of Life

What is Israel doing today?
Scientists and engineers are brainstorming in fancy research centers and labs to design the next tank that cannot be penetrated by a Kornet missile.

What is Hezbollah doing today?
Meeting around a fancy backgammon table to play, drink coffee, and make incessant phone calls to Syria and Iran asking them to call and pray Russia to provide them with the next generation of missiles that can penetrate the latest Israeli innovation.

Oh well, to each his or her way of life.

PS: Notice that Islamic warriors are praying Christian Russia to supply them with weapons. Nature too has its own funny way...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

not to forget that the Christian Phalanges used to get their arm deals from the' Muslim' Saudi Arabia to combat none others but Lebanese.

What a Dumbass!

Happy Arab said...

We are in 2008.
No longer in the 1980s.
Move on.

Unless you want to discuss the Ottoman empire too?

runnerbrain said...

happy arab,
you're a genius at satire man.
I mean next to you Jon Stewart is a rookie.
I am surprised you don't have your own show.